The Purge

My period:Now commencing the monthly purge. For the next five days, there will be cramps that make you feel like WW3 in your uterus, random bouts of bitchiness and sadness, bloating, and unexplained horniness. We thank you for your participation.
Me:NOOOO! No!! Please! I won't make it!
My period:Just remember all the good the purge does.
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ugly:

ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS

ugly:

ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS

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loordee:

what the fuck new zealand

loordee:

what the fuck new zealand

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onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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bile100:

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bile100:

sizvideos:

Bird Cuts Pieces of Paper to Make Her Tail Longer

YAS BITCH NEW WEAVE!!!! 22 INCHES!!!!!! YAAAAS!!!!

22 INCHES!!!!!!

NEW WEAVE!!! 22INCHEs!!!!!

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0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

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destinyfaux:

Imagine being above the entire wold and knowing you will never see anything as beautiful as this.

Wold.

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kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is

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